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|Thursday, December 14th, 2006|
Hasn't anyone had any weirdo encounters lately? :(
Let me dig up an old weirdish story about my mother. Last year I was vaccuming the house, and noticed a dead (or so I thought) stinkbug lying near the window. I sucked it up without giving another thought about it... but then,,, the strong stench of stinkbug suddenly burst out of the vaccum cleaner... so I realised it must have been alive (I felt kind of bad then). When I went to report to my mom about it, her eyes nearly popped out of her head with horror. .. Apparently she'd been "keeping it as a pet" and had gotten really attached to it, she'd eveb named it (Kamechan). She went into great detail about the "joyful encounter" (her words) she'd had with it when she found it in her pot plant, and how she'd wanted to nurture it until springtime; how much she'd been looking forward to the day when she could "release Kamechan outside to fly away in the warm sunny sky". She was devastated, and *literally* had tears in her eyes.
So, we ended up emptying out the vaccum cleaner and going through the dust/dirty stuff trying to find the damn Kamechan. We spent half an hour looking for it, and it never appeared. I think it got blended up in the cleaner or something.
funny thing is, the next time I found a (live) stinkbug, she didn't seem all that interested in it. I even had to remind her about the Kamechan episode because she'd forgotten about it. My mother is very fickle, or she has ADD.
|Friday, November 24th, 2006|
Weirdos watching weirdos! I love it.
One of my co-workers is a strange one. He doesn't talk to *anybody*...when you go to ask him something pertaining to work, he looks at you with this frightened look on his face.
I befriended him at one point, because what can I say, weirdos are entertaining, right? i wanted to see if he was Jeffrey Dahmer under there or what. Well...i dunno, but we just talked AS FRIENDS then supposedly his wife started emailing me about how much she hates him and how much she suffers because he's a liar. he told me once she made him dress up in girl clothes during sex.
anyways, after a couple of weird emails i realized that: HE was emailing me as HER because he must be a sub, and therefore pretends to be her emailing me so that i wouldn't be friends anymore with him because he hates himself...though loves the pain. he's also a captain in the U.S. army, folks. he wen't so far to use his email there to email as his wife. he never confessed. i wrote back to whomever wrote to me and harrassed me that i was going to get a hold of their co and report it so that no only would he get disciplined but SHE would be as well, because spouses of GI's are held accountable for issues of this nature as well.
i mean...for months we would email and talk about different stuff like astronomy and the civil war (i'm a civil war buff)...ya know, things that nerds have in common. but then boom i get these emails that supposedly are from 'her'.
oh one time while he and his wife were sitting eating lunch at the work cafeteria, someone said a passing hello to him, and his wife surreptitiously clutched his arm and made him sit even closer to her.
WHISKY TANGO FOXTROT!
Sometimes people think I'm weird, luckily living in a pretty damn weird town I can often escape looking the picture of sanity. I shall inform of you of some of our particularly residents to begin...
- Man who takes dumps in random places (shops, town centre, hospital) just for the pure 'hilarity' of the whole thing.
- Friend who says, in a quite serious tone, that she thought it would be awesome if I was Chinese (more than once)
- The Bird Man who likes to lure people into his house to show them various pictures of pigeons
- Lady who pushes her yorkshire terrier around in a pram
I have more individual stories of each of these people but I just thought since this is my first post and it's also very early in the morning I can't really make my brain wake up yet. So I'll save proper stories for another time.
|Thursday, November 23rd, 2006|
first post yay!
here is my little weirdo encounter that caused me to create this community. (posted a while back in wtf_inc
My friend is obsessed with this guy she hasn't spoken to in a year, and last week she found out he's getting married. So instead of doing something normal like calling him to get some kind of closure, she put together a package of impotence herbs (he told her a long time ago that he has trouble) that she bought in Vietnam for him, photos of herself, and instructions 'not to overdo it or you'll be tired in the morning', and she left it in his mailbox. She was like 'Oh I hope his wife doesn't see teehee'. She's not a teenager, she's 32... I was wondering if she's balanced.
^ Update to that: he came into her club one day and told her friend that she's crazy. When I heard that, I laughed, and she asked me, totally serious, "Why would he say that though??? Why are you laughing???"
...ok, I'm done. welcome to the community, you're next! :D